“dude just wait until the banjo drops”
- my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
191478 # 8 hours ago

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

245172 # 8 hours ago

pussylipgloss:

chaozus:

adrianlamort:

chaozus:

IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!

does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?

yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us

rip bitch

93858 # 8 hours ago
5112 # 11 hours ago
lifelessuprising:

Jason? Tason? Zason?? Ethan??? Did I even pick up the right persons drink????

lifelessuprising:

Jason? Tason? Zason?? Ethan??? Did I even pick up the right persons drink????

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

143276 # 12 hours ago
155524 # 12 hours ago

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

47849 # 12 hours ago

drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

135773 # 22 hours ago

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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128069 # 1 day ago

WE’VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

2924 # 1 day ago

THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

2313 # 1 day ago

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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44939 # 1 day ago
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