i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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dude just wait until the banjo drops — my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
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Jason? Tason? Zason?? Ethan??? Did I even pick up the right persons drink????
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
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If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
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