But your booty don't need explainin'

Apr 18

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via ratchet-jean)

(Source: fandomblogger, via whitedad)

Apr 17

“dude just wait until the banjo drops” — my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

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lifelessuprising:

Jason? Tason? Zason?? Ethan??? Did I even pick up the right persons drink????

lifelessuprising:

Jason? Tason? Zason?? Ethan??? Did I even pick up the right persons drink????

(via itunestore)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via whoredinarygirl)

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle, via zackisontumblr)

drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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(Source: bovidae, via hashtagugly)

Apr 16

WE’VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

(Source: ven0moth, via onlinegf)