your booty don't need explainin'

Jul 24

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via guy)

[video]

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake, via trust)

cutie-hanji-zoe:

cutie-hanji-zoe:

image

(Source: pleatedjeans, via crrocs)

railroadsoftware:

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

this shit is so fucked 

(Source: mainheaux, via evilscientist)

(Source: teppelin, via heliolisk)

wh0vi4n:

nevelpepperman:

My kind of movie

Ive watched it and a little kid gets run over by a tractor and dies

wh0vi4n:

nevelpepperman:

My kind of movie

Ive watched it and a little kid gets run over by a tractor and dies

(via stardoes)

(Source: woodmeat, via guy)

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[video]

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via joshpeck)

cumsock:

chadxl:

can someone please explain to me what happened to my queue

damn you ready to hibernate

cumsock:

chadxl:

can someone please explain to me what happened to my queue

damn you ready to hibernate

(Source: chacl, via joshpeck)

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spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

(via spaghettihos)